If I was to tell you there’s a sandwich shop on 14th Street called Thai Me Up, which of the following would you think?:
4) A combination of 2 and 3.
I appreciate a good pun as much as you do, but what if I told you the store is owned by this guy and his hair?:
And what if I told you that the ingredients in one of the dessert drinks is magic?
And what if I told you the website says, “Thai Me Up Sandwich Bar opened in march of 2007 to rave reviews from visitors loving its delicious dishes and fun, sexy concept”? That’s right. Fun, sexy sandwiches.
I haven’t actually stopped at Thai Me Up yet, but in light of this, I really can’t wait to go have an extra-firm-tofu-induced orgasm.