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Meat fiend that I’m becoming, I find myself perusing steakhouse menus sometimes when I’ve been eating too much chicken and can feel my bloodthirst diminishing. My favorite recent find is the Angelo and Maxie’s menu, which divides their selections into Meat and Not Meat:
This is how all things in life should be classified.
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Kelly
Similarly, I think dessert menus should be divided into “Chocolate” and “A Bunch of Other Crap Involving Poached Fruit and Shit.”
plumpdumpling
I’m totally changing my “music is my boyfriend” category over on Unapologetically Mundane to “Kelly is my boyfriend”. You get me in ways Kamran never will.
Tracey
Seconded!