Comments on: Guess Who’s Going to Colicchio & Sons Before You Are, Suckas

By: Tracey

Tracey — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 05:16:01 +0000

This sounds a lot more exciting than what Dan and I will probably do for Valentine’s Day, which is watch movies and eat macaroni and cheese.

Sadly, you will never be able to see Tom Colicchio again without thinking about Gummo. And if you see him at the restaurant on Valentine’s Day, you’ll start thinking about mutilated cats and bathtub spaghetti and totally lose your appetite.

By: Bachelor Girl

Bachelor Girl — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:18:44 +0000

Kamran WINS Valentine’s Day.

By: Heesa Phadie

Heesa Phadie — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:06:40 +0000

I’m with Kimz.

**Shunned**

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:02:19 +0000

Damn! It’s about Ohio, and it involves bacon stuck to bathtub walls, gay midgets, and a boy who inexplicably wears bunny ears everywhere, so it just seemed like you HAD to have seen it.

Anyway, when you told me to smother Tom with kisses, I instantly thought about kissing his bald head, and when I said “bald head” in my mind, it reminded me of this girl in the movie who has Down syndrome and talks about breastfeeding her doll and kissing it on the head. She says, “I kiss them on their head. On their bald head.” It’s something I’ll never forget.

Umm . . . okay, sorry about this. NOW GO WATCH THE MOVIE.

By: kimz

kimz — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:56:03 +0000

Um, I’ve never even heard of the movie Gummo ….

By: plumpdumpling

plumpdumpling — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:54:32 +0000

Oh, my god, Kim, have you seen the movie Gummo?

By: kimz

kimz — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:47:33 +0000

I HATE YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT.

Smother him with kisses for me.