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Sexy Potatoes
April 1st, 2010 by plumpdumpling

I was picking up some salads from the Midtown East neighborhood gem Boi Sandwich yesterday, looking around the restaurant so the guy making my food didn’t feel like I was eagle-eying him to make sure he gave me enough pork, when I noticed a bag of chips that I must have noticed a million times before.

And yet this time, when I looked at the logo on the bag, all I could see were potatoes wearing loose condoms:

I tried to unsee it. I mean, it’s clearly potatoes with their ends sliced off, right? Where the first slice is the tip?

And yet. Condoms.


6 Responses  
  • thickcrust writes:
    April 1st, 20101:42 pmat

    If you’re going to use subject lines like that you really need to get AdWords on your blog. You’d probably have already earned $10 by now.

    • plumpdumpling writes:
      April 1st, 20103:03 pmat

      unapologeticallymundane.com gets bazillions of hits from pervs searching “apple butts” ever since I posted a photo of Tracey and her husband at Applebee’s with a take-home container that he drew a butt on. Strangely, still not a millionaire from that.

  • jack writes:
    April 1st, 20105:31 pmat

    Potatoe population control?

    • Tracey writes:
      April 4th, 20109:37 amat

      More like protection from potato-herpes, potatorrhea, and PPV (potato papilloma virus).

      • plumpdumpling writes:
        April 7th, 201011:22 amat

        A+!

        You didn’t like potaterpes?

        • Jack writes:
          April 7th, 201010:31 pmat

          You should know. Oooooooh snap!


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